I present to you the world's greatest example of poorly translated Chinese

"TheTurbochargedSquirrel" (thatsquirrel) 01/13/2020 at 21:24 • Filed to: shitposting, Antonio Stella Bottom Tile

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We will never top this one.

Just Jeepin' > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/13/2020 at 21:42

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Every time I spot something like this, I remind myself that I wouldn’t be able to do Mandarin at all.

Urambo Tauro > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/13/2020 at 22:17

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Hey I recognize those lyrics! Weird to see them randomly show up on some packaging like this. They are indeed from Eternal Morning , Epik High member Tablo’s 2007 side project with Pe2ny.

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The album is “a collection of unfinished musical scores for films that do not exist”. From the album’s liner notes on the first track (also titled “Eternal Morning”)...

eternal morning

Music for a film’s opening credit sequence.
Fade in. Morning. Bird’s eye view of an empty city. A woman’s soliloquy.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/13/2020 at 22:51

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And I thought (hahahaha) that the directions to (hahahahahah) my wierd Chinese craft thing I was given (hahahahahah) was bad. (hahaha) That really (hahahahaha) tops it (hahahaha. . .)

Jim Spanfeller > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/13/2020 at 22:52

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I laughed quite hard at many parts of that. Thanks, I needed this.

facw > Just Jeepin' 01/13/2020 at 23:33

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I mean you could plug it into Google Translate. You just wouldn’t be able to tell if the result made any sense. Hopefully you’d have the good sense to run it by someone fluent before sending it to the printer.

Just Jeepin' > facw 01/14/2020 at 00:13

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I suspect the problem is finding someone genuinely fluent costs more than it’s worth , and knowing whether someone e lse is fluent or not is non-trivial. They may not even know. Dunning-Kru ger and all that.

pip bip - choose Corrour > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 01/14/2020 at 01:55

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WTF?